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Welcome to the Shef Kerbi and Co. News Network! We are the best news gang. We create the best news bulletins in the world to be published on this very website. Once we have collected enough news stories, we'll push it out as "Shef Kerbi News Bulletin", which will hopefully happen a couple of times per month.

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UPDATE ON 2019 PARASITUS

Professor Gourd-oh has made an amazing discovery as to the nature of 2019 parasitus. Since "-itis" means swelling, it probably shouldn't be called "2019 parasitus". Professor Gourd-oh asks of you to refer to it in all further instances as "2019 parenthesis". More news about 2019 parasitus coming soon!

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